i hate seeing these people getting new christmas sweaters like i want new christmas sweaters and seeing you doing sweater hauls just plunges me into this vortex of envy wow its so fun being broke af!!!1!1!!11!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!!!!1
Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab onto the water to catch myself.
It didn’t work.
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
#I will never not reblog this #because I love the way Tony just comes right out and says it #like it’s no big deal #like when others meet bruce its kinda the elephant in the room #but tony couldn’t care less
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??