cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

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11.6.2013 +420315 [via / source]
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IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

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11.6.2013 +351364 [via / source]
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plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city

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My thoughts on “”“crazy mofos”“”

I dont really get all the hype about crazy mofos. Just because Niall called us that, that doesnt mean we actually have the need to change our fandom name to CRAZY MOFOS. Other fandoms will think we’re crazy and that will just ruin our reputation ok. And if other fandoms insult us for having such a crazy name and call us crazy, dont go “OMG WE’RE NOT CRAZY U SUCK !!11!!1 GO DIE” because one, that is just offensive and rude and second, it’s pretty obvious we’re crazy by just our fandom name.

Like for example. Ariana Grande called her fans “Tweeples” and “Tiny Elephants” but guess what, did her fans actually change “Arianators” to “Tiny Elephants”?

Now if you go, “But Arianator is actually a good name and directioner is just gay blah blah blah”

One, fanbase names need to have something to do with the celebrity’s name in order for people to realize that we support a certain celerity.

MACklemore - Big MACs
PARAmore - PARAwhore (and it ryhmes)
JANOSKIANs - JANOSKIANATOR (or whatever they are)
ARIAna Grande - ARIANator
Taylor SWIFT - SWIFTies.

And second, crazy mofos is no way related to the word ONE DIRECTION aka the band we support.

and dont u dare say that directioner is a stupid fandom name bc if ur in the 1D fandom its like saying that ur stupid.

So chose, being called a “Directioner” or a “CRAZY MOFO”. a CRAZY MOFO.

CRAZY.

Most of you complain about being a potato but whats worse is being crazy. Kick me out of your Crazy Mofo base clique idgaf all I know is that I will go with Directioner. Its our official fanbase name. Deal with it.

good day :)

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